My daughter writes to me and my wife in her journal for school every day. Today's letter cracked us up. This is the non-edited version:

Dear Mommy,

I need the world reckerd book! I think that it will be really, really, really fun! Me and Cassidy have thot of really silly things that could be in it like....who can eat the most pizza in 10 seckents, or who can eat the most candy in 10 seckent! I still think that it would be very wonderful to have. I think that it must have 10,900 pages!

Love, Josie

Here's a picture the world's best pizza: Lucali's of Brooklyn NYC. I wonder how much I could eat in 10 seconds?

photo credit: Slice